Situation super X (when religious following goes wild you see the problem)

[Sign Related]

:woah: Welcome to a situation super X scenario presented by the maker of Sign Related.

Ok, so a very loud and clear voice covers the WHOLE earth from outside up in the sky, which can be yet heard even inside buildings and houses...

The voice says: "He who kills, while with a smile, anybody who has the full name of (insert your full name here) shall take position as the new, all-wise Higher Power immediately without experiencing either a death, a hell, or the lake of fire!!"

:sad: (becomes the look on your face)

The question then is:

How do you (the religious or the non-religious) then survive when facing those RELIGIOUSLY interested in both power and leaving (or: changing) this crappy world, that actually would seek to carry through what the big voice all heard said? How can you escape anyone who been knew you to have the very full name mentioned when you cant trust them anymore?

Note: And that said by the loud voice was said in all languages in a row separated by what sounded like big, heavy creepy breathes. You know, like how someone would do over a phone when they dont say anything.

 

[Da_Funk]

I'd kill everyone, starting with you.

 

[raywaters11]

im sure im not the only person with my full name
so i wouldnt be too worried

 

[Preach]

why? why does everything have to be "lake of fire" and "creepy breath" and "all-penetrating voice"?

why can't you make a thread asking what people's favorite foods are and what they want to study and become? why does it have to be superficial bullshit all the time? why do you have to explain things in such a thought-conceptual manner like "supersituation X"? what the fuck is that anyway?

 

[raywaters11]

Preach, my favorite food is grilled chicken