New WWE Drug Policy/Eugene Sent To Rehab

[Illuminattile]

Two bits of news, somewhat related.

VINCE MCMAHON ANNOUNCES NEW DRUG POLICY
November 21, 2005


In a joint meeting today with the RAW and SmackDown rosters in the United Kingdom, in Sheffield, Vince McMahon announced that within the next several weeks, a new drug testing policy will be implemented in which performance enhancing drugs, such as steroids, etc., recreational drugs, as well as abuse of prescription drugs will be banned.

In addition to the new drug testing procedure, there will also be an emphasis on cardiovascular examinations.

The specifics of the drug policy will be announced over the next several weeks. More details to follow. Check with WWE.com for the latest information.

Click here to watch the meeting.

WWE.com has posted an update on Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore, who was hospitalized in England last week, then sent home and suspended by World Wrestling Entertainment.

WWE.com reports that Eugene was found passed out in a hotel lobby last week in Manchester, and was taken to the hospital. After he was revived, Dinsmore admitted to taking Somas and other prescription medication. He was then sent home and suspended.

WWE.com is reporting that Dinsmore has agreed "to seek professional help" and will be spending the next two weeks in a drug rehabilitation facility.

To read the full WWE.com story, click here.

Thanks to Adam Lebow and everyone who sent that link in.

 

[Snowman]

Ol Nick Better Be Careful, Taking Them Drugs Too Much Will Really Make Him Turn Into His Character.

WWE Needs To Release Him If Not Drop That Character. He Aint Gonna Get No More Titles. Eugene Is Getting Boring To Watch.

Let the Writing Team Come Up With An Angle, Eugene Hooks Up With The Other Dingbat Mickie James. They Go On A Few Dates, Eugene Sends Her Flowers. Then Have Mickie Give It Up To Eugene They Get A Hotel Room. Those 2 Get In Bed with Each Other.

THE FOLLOWING MONDAY: Eugene Wrestles With Rob Conway, Eugene Comes Down To The Ring Tells The Fans He Got LAID. Shocking Thing Would Be Eugene Talking Normal

(DAMM I Should Be A Writer)

 

[Illuminattile]

Ol Nick Better Be Careful, Taking Them Drugs Too Much Will Really Make Him Turn Into His Character.

WWE Needs To Release Him If Not Drop That Character. He Aint Gonna Get No More Titles. Eugene Is Getting Boring To Watch.

Let the Writing Team Come Up With An Angle, Eugene Hooks Up With The Other Dingbat Mickie James. They Go On A Few Dates, Eugene Sends Her Flowers. Then Have Mickie Give It Up To Eugene They Get A Hotel Room. Those 2 Get In Bed with Each Other.

THE FOLLOWING MONDAY: Eugene Wrestles With Rob Conway, Eugene Comes Down To The Ring Tells The Fans He Got LAID. Shocking Thing Would Be Eugene Talking Normal

(DAMM I Should Be A Writer)

That's an awful storyline. This, on the other hand, is awesome:

As part of the ongoing RAW vs. SmackDown! angle, Eugene is kidnapped by...THE BOOGEY MAN!!! The Boogey Man locks Eugene in his dungeon and tortures him. Shaves all his hair off, slowly wears down his resolve, turns him against everyone. Tells Eugene that none of his 'friends' are coming to save him, 'cause they hate him.

Boogey Man shows up on SmackDown!, and someone (Regal, if you wanna turn him face) confronts him about Eugene. The two have a match and Eugene - bald headed and pissed off - comes down to the ring and beats the shit out of Regal.

I'd like to thank the Academy...

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Pretty good storyline Ill..

 

[bigmack]

thats genius illuminattile