Nasa Deformed my horoscope! $300 Million lawsuit.

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Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Mission


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Jul 5, 1:53 PM (ET)


(AP) In this photo released by NASA/Jet Propulsion Laboratory/University of Maryland, the Tempel 1 comet...
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MOSCOW (AP) - NASA's mission that sent a space probe smashing into a comet raised more than cosmic dust - it also brought a lawsuit from a Russian astrologer.

Marina Bai has sued the U.S. space agency, claiming the Deep Impact probe that punched a crater into the comet Tempel 1 late Sunday "ruins the natural balance of forces in the universe," the newspaper Izvestia reported Tuesday. A Moscow court has postponed hearings on the case until late July, the paper said.

Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.

The probe's comet crash sent up a cloud of debris that scientists hope to examine to learn how the solar system was formed.

Bai is seeking damages totaling $300 million - the approximate equivalent of the mission's cost - for her "moral sufferings," Izvestia said, citing her lawyer Alexander Molokhov. She earlier told the paper that the experiment would "deform her horoscope."

NASA representatives in Russia could not be reached for comment on the case
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050705/D8B5CI681.html
 
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Scientists say the crash did not significantly alter the comet's orbit around the sun and said the experiment does not pose any danger to Earth.
This part got me fited up a bit, and made me kind of understand where Marina Bai is coming from.

it is that "has no effect on ME" atitude that will come back to bite people.

What if what they did hit the next planet that just so happend to have life,
 
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Jokerman said:
NASA employees would not necessarily be NASA representatives that could comment for NASA.
if they work for NASA they Repersent them, prehaps not spokes people however.

so again how do you know there are no Representatives in russia?
 

Jokerman

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Harry_potter said:
how do you know there are no Representatives in russia?
Because they could not be reached for comment. But NASA representatives in the US could and they said: "your a fuckhead harry potter."
 

XIAN

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Imagine if they DID put the comet on a collision course with us!!! That would really suck if we did that...

But this story is hilarious.

Peace.
 

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