Kim Jong-Il is the greatest man alive (propaganda at work)

[Glockmatic]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050802...bLKmE6s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

SEOUL (Reuters) -
North Korea's Dear Leader Kim Jong-il never forgets a phone number, a cadre's career or a line of computer code.
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According to an article posted Tuesday on a Web site run by North Korea, Kim wakes up early every day for intensive memory training where he sits down and commits to his keen mind items such as the phone numbers of workers in his Stalinist state.

"I remember all computer codes and telephones that workers are using now," Kim was quoted as saying on the Web Site "Uri-Min-jok-kiri" (www.uriminzokkiri.dprkorea.com), or "Among our People."

Kim surprised a group of North Korean officials attending a meeting in 2002 by recalling all their phone numbers "with lightning speed," the site said.

On a day Kim visited a cemetery, he looked around at the tombs and he remembered the achievements, characteristics, tastes and bereaved family members for hundreds of the dead by a quick glance at the names on tombstones, it said.

"All the attendants were surprised at his incredible memory," the site says.

North Korean propaganda is ripe with the amazing achievements of its Dear Leader. The highly controlled state also closely monitors its citizens to make sure they do not speak out against Kim or challenge his rule.

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

The Web Site said Kim told all workers they should develop their ability to memorize. "The memory of a person gets better when a person uses their brain often," he was quoted as saying.

oh man he can beat Tiger Woods i bet

 

[PuffnScruff]

he is starting to remind me of mr.burns

 

[haunted]

This isnt propaganda it is all true. He might not be the greatest man alive but hes pretty close.

 

[Amara]

Give him a break, he's just a lonely little guy. Dont be mean. Didnt you hear what he said on Team America?

"I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit / Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me... "

 

[Diaz]

Give him a break, he's just a lonely little guy. Dont be mean. Didnt you hear what he said on Team America?

"I'm so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There's no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there's no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I'm ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There's no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It's kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it's fiwring my body with rage / I'm the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit / Maybe someday, they'wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I'wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me... "

Lmao, that movie was hilarious/

 

[critikaldesignz]

I wonder why it recieved no academy awards. Oh thats right, it sucks.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

This is on par with those nuts who say Bush supports freedom of speech.

 

[Zero Cool]

Kim pilots jet fighters, pens operas, produces movies and accomplished a feat unmatched in the annals of professional golf by shooting 11 holes-in-one on the first round he ever played.

Lmao.

 

[Tone Capone]

This is on par with those nuts who say Bush supports freedom of speech.

You have got to be kidding me...

I'm no Bush fan but, God! Saying that this is "on par" with folks who say Bush supports freedom of speach is nothing but ANOTHER ridiculous post by you...

 

[not really ken]

^Cc is saying that they're both propaganda lines. To keep people in ignorance.

ON a side note, when you yourself are educated you assume that people around you are also educated. And when you find they are not it is a little difficult to readjust your thinking. Lack of education strips a lot away from a person. I don't really blame the people for swallowing it. They know no better.

 

[Jokerman]

These match the acheivements of Saddam. What a coincidence.

 

[Tone Capone]

^Cc is saying that they're both propaganda lines. To keep people in ignorance.

ON a side note, when you yourself are educated you assume that people around you are also educated. And when you find they are not it is a little difficult to readjust your thinking. Lack of education strips a lot away from a person. I don't really blame the people for swallowing it. They know no better.

Yeah make it generic so that it fits huh?

"Uh... what he meant is that they both are speaking a language"

Silly.