baseball: Mariano Rivera
basketball: Charles Barkley (retired)
football: Tiki Barber (at training camp, the motherfucker autographed 2 cards for me, including his rookie card) or Ike Hilliard (went out of his way to find a perminant marker to autograph a card for me)
"That (Mariano) Rivera guy, we don't need to face him anymore. He needs to pitch at a higher level, ban him from baseball. He should be illegal." - Twins Manager Tom Kelly, April 28 1996
basketball: Charles Barkley (retired)
football: Tiki Barber (at training camp, the motherfucker autographed 2 cards for me, including his rookie card) or Ike Hilliard (went out of his way to find a perminant marker to autograph a card for me)
"That (Mariano) Rivera guy, we don't need to face him anymore. He needs to pitch at a higher level, ban him from baseball. He should be illegal." - Twins Manager Tom Kelly, April 28 1996