exclusive pic of rooney trying to get fit!!

Diaz

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#2
Haha, funny thing about that pic is that it's not actually him, it's his head photoshopped onto "Fat Bastard" from Austin Powers: Goldmember.

Another funny thing about that pic is that it's not funny.
 

Taliq

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#4
radkin said:
:laugh: dont think he's gonna make it
Poor. Trying to get fit? You do realise he's probably fitter than you are now and ever will be. Maybe it should be your face on there.
 

stefanwzyga

Well-Known Member
#5
Diaz said:
Another funny thing about that pic is that it's not funny.

I think it's funny! Infact i thought it was very funny.:laugh:


SiGh do you know who Wayne rooney is? He plays a quite populour game called "Football" You might call it "Soccer" the players use there feet to kick a ball! They have to kick the ball between the goal posts, which results in a goal!!:laugh:

Wayne rooney is quite good at this, when he aint fucking 65 yearold hookers from Liverpool.:)
 
#6
Taliq said:
Poor. Trying to get fit? You do realise he's probably fitter than you are now and ever will be. Maybe it should be your face on there.
It's called a joke you do have them in manchester dont you? and how do you know he is fitter than i will ever be uh? I was a full time yts at stevenage borough for 3 years then played semi pro football for two years until I quit, so I can safely say that I was at some point as fit as he is now,
 

Jibster

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#8
radkin said:
It's called a joke you do have them in manchester dont you? and how do you know he is fitter than i will ever be uh? I was a full time yts at stevenage borough for 3 years then played semi pro football for two years until I quit, so I can safely say that I was at some point as fit as he is now,

I'd highly doubt a semi-pro player at a non-league club is as fit as an England international and world class athlete.

Having said that, the picture was quite funny.
 
#11
Jibster said:
I'd highly doubt a semi-pro player at a non-league club is as fit as an England international and world class athlete.

Having said that, the picture was quite funny.
Stevenage is a professional club, also I studied for a diploma in sport science at that time and I garuntee i took my training as seriously as wayne rooney does,
 

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#12
radkin said:
Stevenage is a professional club, also I studied for a diploma in sport science at that time and I garuntee i took my training as seriously as wayne rooney does,
I'm finding your comments here more funny than the bloody pic :laugh: You're trying to compare your fitness playing for the Mighty Stevenage against a former Everton, Man U and England first team player? Are you daft? The level of training he did even at Everton would have been more than you.

And just because you played for Stevenage doesn't give you more knowledge on the matter than anyone else. I lived with two youth team players from West Ham (Mark Jamieson - played with the likes of Keiren Richardson, Joe Cole, Anton Ferdinand) and Nottingham Forest (Ian Dodd - played with the likes of Jermaine Jenas) and even they would say that their level of training and play was never as difficult as Wayne Rooneys - and both their respective clubs dwarf Stevenage. My mates brother is in United's and England's youth team (Welbeck) and he probably trains harder than you did at Stevenage.
 
#14
Taliq said:
I'm finding your comments here more funny than the bloody pic :laugh: You're trying to compare your fitness playing for the Mighty Stevenage against a former Everton, Man U and England first team player? Are you daft? The level of training he did even at Everton would have been more than you.

And just because you played for Stevenage doesn't give you more knowledge on the matter than anyone else. I lived with two youth team players from West Ham (Mark Jamieson - played with the likes of Keiren Richardson, Joe Cole, Anton Ferdinand) and Nottingham Forest (Ian Dodd - played with the likes of Jermaine Jenas) and even they would say that their level of training and play was never as difficult as Wayne Rooneys - and both their respective clubs dwarf Stevenage. My mates brother is in United's and England's youth team (Welbeck) and he probably trains harder than you did at Stevenage.
So what your saying is that just because it's a better club they train harder, so the reason that chelsea won the premiership is because they train harder not because they're a better team right. There is definatley people that aint even professional footballers who go to gyms all across the country that are even fitter than wayne rooney.

And what about all the athletes that compete at the olympics from poor countries like Jamaica that beat athletes from the U.S by your reasoning that shouldn't be possible because they dont train as hard

Oh and one more thing Roger Banister who was the first man to break the three minute mile trained at a farm with no fancy equipment and no big training squad,

And yes stevenage isn't a mighty team I never said they were, also stop naming players that you know that doesn't mean anything, I grew up with Jason Shackell (norwich first team player) who is still a very good friend of mine, and ashley young (watford first team player) lives 3 doors down from me so know exactly what their training consists of and it was very similar to mine, also I played in the same team as david Bently (blackburn first team) in the Dana cup in denmark (worlds third biggest youth tournement) for East Anglia representation squad,

Oh and another thing I forgot, the Malcom Allen (ex wales international, watford millwall, newcastle) was a coach at stevenage and Kevn Hales ex Chelsea was also, who both hold uefa A coaching licences which is what you need to coach in the premiership, so we were trained with the same basic technuiqes and knowledge that the premiership players are,
 

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#15
I really don't know why I'm even bothering replying to this...but I'm bored so that's good enough.

radkin said:
So what your saying is that just because it's a better club they train harder, so the reason that chelsea won the premiership is because they train harder not because they're a better team right. There is definatley people that aint even professional footballers who go to gyms all across the country that are even fitter than wayne rooney.
That has nothing to do with what we're talking about. In Chelsea winning the Premiership you're comparing Chelsea (Premiership team) with other Premiership teams. So it's a completely different scenario and scale from Everton/ManU/England and Stevenage and the semi-pro team you played for. It's not really that hard.

My point still stands.

And what about all the athletes that compete at the olympics from poor countries like Jamaica that beat athletes from the U.S by your reasoning that shouldn't be possible because they dont train as hard
News flash, the entire populace of generally thought of poor countries aren't poor. Places like Jamaica have state of the art equipment too. AND most of the top atheletes, take Osafa Powell (100m sprinter) as an example, train in the US anyway.

Your point here holds water like a sieve.

Oh and one more thing Roger Banister who was the first man to break the three minute mile trained at a farm with no fancy equipment and no big training squad,
You mean four minutes? And you mean back in the 50's when there wasn't really any sophisticated equipment and the only training you could really do was actually run outside? Right..erm..yeah.

Hicham El Guerrouj, has the modern day record I think, with 3 minutes 43.13 seconds. That's almost 20 seconds...that's a huge time difference. Do you think HEG's accomplishment was because he has vastly superior genes and is from a superior race of human beings? No. it would be because his training and nutrition regime and the coaching he recieves would be a lot better.


And yes stevenage isn't a mighty team I never said they were, also stop naming players that you know that doesn't mean anything, I grew up with Jason Shackell (norwich first team player) who is still a very good friend of mine, and ashley young (watford first team player) lives 3 doors down from me so know exactly what their training consists of and it was very similar to mine, also I played in the same team as david Bently (blackburn first team) in the Dana cup in denmark (worlds third biggest youth tournement) for East Anglia representation squad,

Oh and another thing I forgot, the Malcom Allen (ex wales international, watford millwall, newcastle) was a coach at stevenage and Kevn Hales ex Chelsea was also, who both hold uefa A coaching licences which is what you need to coach in the premiership, so we were trained with the same basic technuiqes and knowledge that the premiership players are,
Hmmm, as I remember it, and as seen by your post which was before mine...YOU were the one trying to validate your point by saying you played for this club and that club. My naming players was to counter act your comment based on your approach. You implied that by you having played for Stevenage it gave you some higher echelon of knowledge. If you didn't mean it that way, why did you even mention who you played for?

How about shot down? :laugh:

As it stands...

I didn't find the joke funny, becuase I thought it was stupid. Others did find it funny, so give yourself a pat on the back for that. Well done.

You may have once been as fit as Rooney is now, but that is unlikely.

You are proud that you played for Stevenage and are comparing that with the training regimes of Everton, Man U, England and as you mentioned Chelsea...the less said about that the better.

Good morrow.
 
#16
My sports science diploma gives me a higher echelon of knowledge, and all i'm trying to stress to you is that just because somebody plays for a better team or has access to better equipment it doesn't make them fitter, but yes it will make them better players through improving their technuiqe and better knowledge of the game, a professional footballer trains for two hours a day 4 days a week which (mon, tues, wed = game, thu = light training, fri, sat = game, sunday day off) will consist bassically 1 hour of cv work and the other hour on tactics set pieces and such, they will also play two 1 and a half games a week, so that is 7 hours of cv training a week, which is a level of fitness easily accessible to any member of the general public with a gym pass and the will power and a certain amount of knowledge.

So that is the only point I'm arguing with you, they are very talented and the are fit people but they are not a level of fitness out of reach of any one else, do you still disagree with that?

p.s the only reason I started having this debate with you is because you got offended over an obviously fake pic and then made assumptions about me,
 

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