In case everyone was wondering where I was this past month, I was actually planning and performing a break and enter into the residence of Dante so I could steal all his rares,and maybe give him a little beatdown. People always threaten him, but no one has ever had the ball to do it, until now.
Well, I finally got to his city on the 25th of july. I was tipped off,by a source who chooses to remain anonymous, about an area where i would most likely spot my target . After scouting the neighborhood for a good 4 hours, I spotted someone of interest. A man sporting a 2pac t-shirt walking on the sidewalk, well, more like wobbling. BINGO. I followed the subject,keeping my distance of course, where he entered a convenience store. I waited patiently until he came back out then followed him again until he walked back to his residence. I then put on my tinfoil hat and programmed my coordinates into my new GPS system that I recently purchased for this particular occasion.
I was confident that this was the man I was searching for. It's gotta be him I kept saying to myself. So now I'm sitting outside in the cheap neon car that i rented,waiting for him to leave again,waiting for an opportunity to get the job done, hoping that this was him.Only way to find out was to get in the house and look for the rares.
So now it's 3pm, and I need to take a big shit, but I will not allow myself to give up the chance of a lifetime just because my gastrointestinal walls are contracting and fucking each other.While I'm trying to shove a cellphone up my ass so the shit cant come out, I see petey boy walking out and getting in his minivan.
I follow him for a good 5 miles,where he now takes some small dirt road. This place is a goddamn forest. Trees everywhere. So now he get's to the end of the road,parks the car and start walking towards a small white shack.I wait till he enters,then I approach to see what this place is. I COULD NOT FUCKIN BELIEVE IT.
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8312/42645481d63fa401c7fn5.jpg
2pac hair kuts. Wow just wow.
30 minutes later,Dante walks out with his brand new spankin' 2pac haircut and gets back in his minivan. He drives to a nearby Burger King. Holy hell, I thought, this could be awhile.Aha,now's my chance to go back to his place and find the goodies. GPS leads me back to the pot of gold.
It appears that Dante's house is equpped with an alarm security system because theres stickers on the windows warning potential intruders.I then thought to myself, wait a minute,Dante is a cheapass jew, he would never pay for a security system. He probably stole some stickers and thought he could save a few bucks. I took the chance anyway and shoulder checked the backdoor. NO ALARM. yes i was in. I was shaking from the adrenaline rush. The feeling was like a heroin injection in my veins.
I head to a room where I see about a million pictures of 2pac hung up on the wall. YES 2pac bedsheets too. WTF 2pac blow up dolls. I search the room frantically,hoping to find something. I see a picture on a desk.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3493/4oa7.png
Wow obsession to the power infinity
While I searched all the rooms,I saw a bunch of candybar wrappers all over the place. I pick one up to look at. Unbelievable. He even has 2pac edition candybars.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1199/4ux2.jpg
I check another room,still nothing in sight. Although I found an amusing page out of his diary.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/394/1uv9.png
Now I'm getting angry. I've searched though almost the whole place,still no rares. I know I don't have much time left.I'm cursing, I'm punching holes in this guy's walls, I'm about to snap, until..... until I see through the window that this bastard was back. Burger King must have ran out of food if he's back this early. FUCK. I try to get the fuck out of there as quick as I can. As i exit though the front door, it's him, standing right in front of me. Of course I had my little handy cam around my neck,so I quickly snapped a photo shot of him. He seemed angry,and he opened the palm of his right hand. It looked like he was going to go for a balls grab. And he even had some type of wire in his left hand. I would have knocked him out but I wouldn't want to touch a homo.
So here it is finally. Dante revealed
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/958/2uo6.png
I will get you next time Dante. It ain't over.
Well, I finally got to his city on the 25th of july. I was tipped off,by a source who chooses to remain anonymous, about an area where i would most likely spot my target . After scouting the neighborhood for a good 4 hours, I spotted someone of interest. A man sporting a 2pac t-shirt walking on the sidewalk, well, more like wobbling. BINGO. I followed the subject,keeping my distance of course, where he entered a convenience store. I waited patiently until he came back out then followed him again until he walked back to his residence. I then put on my tinfoil hat and programmed my coordinates into my new GPS system that I recently purchased for this particular occasion.
I was confident that this was the man I was searching for. It's gotta be him I kept saying to myself. So now I'm sitting outside in the cheap neon car that i rented,waiting for him to leave again,waiting for an opportunity to get the job done, hoping that this was him.Only way to find out was to get in the house and look for the rares.
So now it's 3pm, and I need to take a big shit, but I will not allow myself to give up the chance of a lifetime just because my gastrointestinal walls are contracting and fucking each other.While I'm trying to shove a cellphone up my ass so the shit cant come out, I see petey boy walking out and getting in his minivan.
I follow him for a good 5 miles,where he now takes some small dirt road. This place is a goddamn forest. Trees everywhere. So now he get's to the end of the road,parks the car and start walking towards a small white shack.I wait till he enters,then I approach to see what this place is. I COULD NOT FUCKIN BELIEVE IT.
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8312/42645481d63fa401c7fn5.jpg
2pac hair kuts. Wow just wow.
30 minutes later,Dante walks out with his brand new spankin' 2pac haircut and gets back in his minivan. He drives to a nearby Burger King. Holy hell, I thought, this could be awhile.Aha,now's my chance to go back to his place and find the goodies. GPS leads me back to the pot of gold.
It appears that Dante's house is equpped with an alarm security system because theres stickers on the windows warning potential intruders.I then thought to myself, wait a minute,Dante is a cheapass jew, he would never pay for a security system. He probably stole some stickers and thought he could save a few bucks. I took the chance anyway and shoulder checked the backdoor. NO ALARM. yes i was in. I was shaking from the adrenaline rush. The feeling was like a heroin injection in my veins.
I head to a room where I see about a million pictures of 2pac hung up on the wall. YES 2pac bedsheets too. WTF 2pac blow up dolls. I search the room frantically,hoping to find something. I see a picture on a desk.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/3493/4oa7.png
Wow obsession to the power infinity
While I searched all the rooms,I saw a bunch of candybar wrappers all over the place. I pick one up to look at. Unbelievable. He even has 2pac edition candybars.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1199/4ux2.jpg
I check another room,still nothing in sight. Although I found an amusing page out of his diary.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/394/1uv9.png
Now I'm getting angry. I've searched though almost the whole place,still no rares. I know I don't have much time left.I'm cursing, I'm punching holes in this guy's walls, I'm about to snap, until..... until I see through the window that this bastard was back. Burger King must have ran out of food if he's back this early. FUCK. I try to get the fuck out of there as quick as I can. As i exit though the front door, it's him, standing right in front of me. Of course I had my little handy cam around my neck,so I quickly snapped a photo shot of him. He seemed angry,and he opened the palm of his right hand. It looked like he was going to go for a balls grab. And he even had some type of wire in his left hand. I would have knocked him out but I wouldn't want to touch a homo.
So here it is finally. Dante revealed
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/958/2uo6.png
I will get you next time Dante. It ain't over.
Good drop, mack. How's the world domination coming along?
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