Barry Bonds: "I wont retire until I've tarnished all records"

[Butt Rubber]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45990

hahahahahahaha

 

[Clever]

what an ass

 

[Hallbanger]

^^^ its a joke dumbass, the onion is a fake newspaper, and a very funny one at that.

 

[2PacThug4Life]

Haha, The Onion is awesome.

 

[AmerikazMost]

LMAO i love it