Are you British Enough?

[k69atie]

What do you think of this? Good/bad idea?

The new "Britishness test" for foreigners who apply to become UK citizens is being launched by ministers today.

Immigration Minister Tony McNulty is unveiling sample questions from the test, which becomes compulsory from tomorrow.

The curriculum was set out following recommendations by a Home Office panel chaired by Professor Sir Bernard Crick.

It includes British history and customs as well as practical information on living in Britain.

Foreigners who wish to become British citizens will have to sit the test at one of 90 exam centres across the country.

Mr McNulty said: "The measures will help new citizens to gain a greater appreciation of the civic and political dimension of British citizenship."

The new initiative is formally called the Life in the UK test.

It comes after the Government introduced new requirements for applicants to pass exams in English language.

 

[jaimie.uk fan]

I think the test should consist of these questions -


Please answer answer - A or B , If at time you feel offended by the
nature of these question or feel your human rights are being
challenged please write to Tony Blair who will ensure
that compensation of a car and a house in London are rightly given
to you .

Question 1

A - Do you come here to earn an honest living ?

B - Do you expect to live of the state ?

Question 2

Do you ....

A- mind if British people carry out their own customs . Whilst
enjoying your own .

B - expect eveyone to bend over backwards to accomadate your
own , and moan that you are offended by any British customs
you may come across.

Question 3

Are you willing to ....

A- intergrate into British society and enjoy living in a free society.

B - Hole up in Finsbury park mosque and plot terror against Britain
while living of the British tax payers hard earned money.

Question 4

Will you...

A - Learn English and interact with British people .

B - Speak your native tougne until post office day arrives .

Question 5

What charity box would you pay your hard earned post office
money into...

A- Terrorist bombing victims .

B - The " brave " Soldiers who give their lives to kill innocent people.


Thank you for taking this test

If you answered A to all the questions -
Im afraid you will not be allowed to live in this country sorry we do
not want any decent people joining us in our wonderrfull country.

If you answered B to all these questions -
Welcome to are wonderfull country you are very welcome to build
a mosque where ever you wish.
- Do not forget your free helpfull guide -My rights in the u.k. and
how to exploit them .

Thank you for your time and may Allah be with you

 

[k69atie]

Critics have said the new citizenship test is too hard even for people born and bred in the UK.

Would you know enough about the country where you live to pass?

Questions include...

:: Which of these courts uses a jury system: magistrates' court, crown court, youth court or county court?

:: What voltage is the UK electricity supply: 750 volts, 60 volts, 110 volts or 240 volts?

:: Put the UK saints' days in calendar order.

:: In what year was the right to vote granted to all 18-year-olds?

Candidates must get roughly three-quarters of the 24 questions right to pass the exam, which costs £34 to enter.

But critics have said the test is too tough for many people born and raised in the UK, let alone those who come over from abroad.

 

[Cooper]

crown
240
st george, st wales (whatever that might be), st andrew
dont care

 

[Illuminattile]

st wales

it's St. David.

You missed out St. Patrick too.

George
David
Patrick
Andrew

 

[Cooper]

he is irrelevant on a british test...although the test is offcially about the uk....hmmm i still dont care.

was the order right tho? cos i didnt cheat

 

[Illuminattile]

he is irrelevant on a british test...although the test is offcially about the uk....hmmm i still dont care.

Seems like "British" and "UK" are used interchangeably when it comes to citizenship. I think it's officially called "British Citizenship", which would make people from Northern Ireland British citizens.

was the order right tho? cos i didnt cheat

Yes.

 

[jaimie.uk fan]

[

QUOTE=Illuminattile] I think it's officially called "British Citizenship", which would make people from Northern Ireland British citizens.

And to make it even more confusing a large majority of people who live in Northern Ireland consider themselves Irish

 

[Cooper]

Northern Ireland isnt part of GB....but i suppsoe united kingdomish doenst sound right.

 

[Helena]

I think the test should consist of these questions -


Please answer answer - A or B , If at time you feel offended by the
nature of these question or feel your human rights are being
challenged please write to Tony Blair who will ensure
that compensation of a car and a house in London are rightly given
to you .

Question 1

A - Do you come here to earn an honest living ?

B - Do you expect to live of the state ?

Question 2

Do you ....

A- mind if British people carry out their own customs . Whilst
enjoying your own .

B - expect eveyone to bend over backwards to accomadate your
own , and moan that you are offended by any British customs
you may come across.

Question 3

Are you willing to ....

A- intergrate into British society and enjoy living in a free society.

B - Hole up in Finsbury park mosque and plot terror against Britain
while living of the British tax payers hard earned money.

Question 4

Will you...

A - Learn English and interact with British people .

B - Speak your native tougne until post office day arrives .

Question 5

What charity box would you pay your hard earned post office
money into...

A- Terrorist bombing victims .

B - The " brave " Soldiers who give their lives to kill innocent people.


Thank you for taking this test

If you answered A to all the questions -
Im afraid you will not be allowed to live in this country sorry we do
not want any decent people joining us in our wonderrfull country.

If you answered B to all these questions -
Welcome to are wonderfull country you are very welcome to build
a mosque where ever you wish.
- Do not forget your free helpfull guide -My rights in the u.k. and
how to exploit them .

Thank you for your time and may Allah be with you

yes because muslims are the only people who want british citizenship arn't they?

 

[jaimie.uk fan]

yes because muslims are the only people who want british citizenship arn't they?

No your right but im sure it helps

 

[Helena]

y is that?

 

[Jurhum]

I think the test should consist of these questions -


Please answer answer - A or B , If at time you feel offended by the
nature of these question or feel your human rights are being
challenged please write to Tony Blair who will ensure
that compensation of a car and a house in London are rightly given
to you .

Question 1

A - Do you come here to earn an honest living ?

B - Do you expect to live of the state ?

Question 2

Do you ....

A- mind if British people carry out their own customs . Whilst
enjoying your own .

B - expect eveyone to bend over backwards to accomadate your
own , and moan that you are offended by any British customs
you may come across.

Question 3

Are you willing to ....

A- intergrate into British society and enjoy living in a free society.

B - Hole up in Finsbury park mosque and plot terror against Britain
while living of the British tax payers hard earned money.

Question 4

Will you...

A - Learn English and interact with British people .

B - Speak your native tougne until post office day arrives .

Question 5

What charity box would you pay your hard earned post office
money into...

A- Terrorist bombing victims .

B - The " brave " Soldiers who give their lives to kill innocent people.


Thank you for taking this test

If you answered A to all the questions -
Im afraid you will not be allowed to live in this country sorry we do
not want any decent people joining us in our wonderrfull country.

If you answered B to all these questions -
Welcome to are wonderfull country you are very welcome to build
a mosque where ever you wish.
- Do not forget your free helpfull guide -My rights in the u.k. and
how to exploit them .

Thank you for your time and may Allah be with you

What dumb ass wrote that test? Your ministries are stupid, and racist.

Check question 5. That one got me cracking. Yes, brave soldiers who give their lives to kill innocent people. Talk about brave.

 

[jaimie.uk fan]

What dumb ass wrote that test? Your ministries are stupid, and racist.

Check question 5. That one got me cracking. Yes, brave soldiers who give their lives to kill innocent people. Talk about brave.

You dont get it do you - if people want to come to the u.k. and set up a life , work hard , enjoy and embrace living in a free society they are welcome , if they dont and want to live of taxes , spout hatred about the west and the u.k. , then in my opinion they should fuck off back to where they come from . Unfortunatly it seems that the british goverment seem to turn a blind eye to these people of hatred and let them live here off our hard earned tax money whilst preeching what rights they have and death to any followers of the western society they live freely in . The test was my tounge in cheek dig at the goverments policy and these particular people not on muslim people on the whole .

 

[Helena]

^wtf are u on about? ur whole post was about muslim ppl on the whole!
u sound like one a them typical english men! all patriotic and shit but don't know what the fuck ur really on about

 

[jaimie.uk fan]

^wtf are u on about? ur whole post was about muslim ppl on the whole!
u sound like one a them typical english men! all patriotic and shit but don't know what the fuck ur really on about

Silly little girl - I dont know what im on about ??

www.jihadwatch.org/archives/001725.php

This bastard lived in the u.k. off your mummy and daddys taxes preaching hate against the west - happy about this ??

Ask the victims or familys of the london bombings what they feel about the subject , if you remember the Fuckers that done that were from the u.k. if im not correct ?? Again i will explain , if people want to come to the u.k. and embrace are society , work hard and enjoy living in our free society what ever their creed or colour then they should be welcomed , if they want to live off the state preach hatred and in some cases kill , then they can fuck off back to where they come from. I feel very strongly about this and my opinion will not change , i couldnt give a fuck what people on this forum think about it either , maybe you need to go to Iran or Iraq and see how they live over there and see how the religon they preech so highly about suppreses woman , i think you would quickly change your teenage views .

Edit - i have just bought the sun news paper have a read .

 

[Illuminattile]

i have just bought the sun news paper

Well that explains it then...

 

[jaimie.uk fan]

Well that explains it then...

I was wondering when you would add your two pence worth ,
Have you read the paper today ?? Its about the nations tribute to the 7/7 victims , im sure the Times or Independedant will have covered it at some point for you more intelligent readers .

 

[stefanwzyga]

You dont get it do you - if people want to come to the u.k. and set up a life , work hard , enjoy and embrace living in a free society they are welcome , if they dont and want to live of taxes , spout hatred about the west and the u.k. , then in my opinion they should fuck off back to where they come from . Unfortunatly it seems that the british goverment seem to turn a blind eye to these people of hatred and let them live here off our hard earned tax money whilst preeching what rights they have and death to any followers of the western society they live freely in .

.

I agree with everything you said here:thumb: Im pretty sure everyone else does aswell.

 

[tupacmansion]

Ask the victims or familys of the london bombings what they feel about the subject , if you remember the Fuckers that done that were from the u.k. if im not correct ??

Im fairly sure that they were actually born in the UK, therefore this has no relevance to this argument. These people would never have been subject to your test. Even if they were im sure they would just lie.

if they want to live off the state preach hatred and in some cases kill , then they can fuck off back to where they come from. I feel very strongly about this and my opinion will not change , i couldnt give a fuck what people on this forum think about it either

im sure everyone agrees that you should respect the society you live in. But let me say that everyone has the right to protest against the governments preposterous policies, no matter where they are from. Immigrants have rights too ya know. Obviously those preachin hatred should be punished. But they are a minority who the media seem to be obsessed with, making the situation seem worse than it actually is.

What about those UK born citizens preaching hatred, what punishment should they face? also whats you definition of preaching harted, im sure it will differ among everyone, making your policy difficult to enforce.

maybe you need to go to Iran or Iraq and see how they live over there and see how the religon they preech so highly about suppreses woman , i think you would quickly change your teenage views .

believe it or not these women you speak of are more free that most western women. They don't feel the need to dress like sluts in order to feel good about themselves, but obviously to you wearing a hijaab= oppression.

I think your the one with the teenage views. Don't just believe everything you read in the papers. Maybe you should actually talk to some muslim women and educate yourself.