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[Freedom Froggy]

Big Easy says:
Lol I read in a magazine Saddam doesnt believe in toilet paper

Big Easy says:
Skillz has an empty toilet paper holder in his bathroom

Big Easy says:
I dotn know how you guys take approach to the wiping method..but I ball instead of fold..I create somewhat of a mushroom around my hand to prevent any peanut butter spreading of the poo

Big Easy says:
I also try to drop loads as often as I can

Big Easy says:
If you hold off, they get bigger in size...and I think we know what that means...

Big Easy says:
backsplash

Big Easy says:
to the hole

Big Easy says:
That tingling sensation is not pleasant

FrOgGy ReLoAdED says:
ii fold also... i start by the sack and come back toward the anus...

FrOgGy ReLoAdED says:
no crust on the nuts

Big Easy says:
Hmm, interesting. I do a back and forth motion. That really doesnt make sense now that I think about it, but it actually arouses me.

Skillz says:
I do an upward motion

Skillz says:
forcin tha poop back in tha hole

Big Easy says:
Skillz eyes water when he does that

FrOgGy ReLoAdED says:
i hate when i have to squeeze the gludious minimous to break the feces from hole

Big Easy says:
yeah that is the worst. there have been a few times where I honestly thought I would need to call 911

Big Easy says:
bc there was no way that shit was coming out

Skillz says:
I did call 911 once

Skillz says:
they tried to sodomize me wit a fire hose

Skillz says:
I had jammed so much poop back up there

Skillz says:
it was insane

Skillz says:
a massive brown brick

Skillz says:
would not allow tha entrance of any blunt object into my rear exit

FrOgGy ReLoAdED says:
any one here ever had an extremely dry bowel movement... like the feces had spikes on it?

Skillz says:
spikes suck

Skillz says:
it's like dookeyin out porcupines

Skillz says:
n they swim around

Skillz says:
like they half dead

FrOgGy ReLoAdED says:
my intestines where in a state of shock for 2days

Skillz says:
fearin that ur azz might get bit

Big Easy says:
Ever have one of those world record turds? You know, the ones that come out with no cuban sausage linkage...just total smooth..so long that it stuck up out of water slightly like lochness monster?




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[bigmack]

yea i like the smooth ones that come out.its like they are coated with a substance that doesnt allow them to cause any smearing.no need to wipe. that gives me an idea.im gonna create a substance that you take in with your food that will make you shit coated poo. no need to wipe.i'll kill the toilet paper industry

 

[Preach]

lmao "there was no way that shit was coming out"

 

[ill-matic]

word @ the back splash

it's not so much the tingly feeling it's the fact that the toilet water is ice cold, and when it flicks on your ass it's not good

 

[Synful*Luv]

Just when you think Traz is gone. . .

Bam! They hit you with something like this, lmao

FrOgGy ReLoAdED says:
i hate when i have to squeeze the gludious minimous to break the feces from hole

LMAO@this line, using big words to make something ridiculous sound important, classic :thumb:

I've come to the conclusion that these guys are nuts

 

[Duke]

lmao, important Trazzational business eh?

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

i wanna be in traz dood

 

[The.Menace]

lol, and u guys call me crazy?

 

[mechman]

"Ever have one of those world record turds? You know, the ones that come out with no cuban sausage linkage...just total smooth..so long that it stuck up out of water slightly like lochness monster"

agreed, i did that once, had to cut it up with a plastic knife, was afraid shit wouldnt flush.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

"Ever have one of those world record turds? You know, the ones that come out with no cuban sausage linkage...just total smooth..so long that it stuck up out of water slightly like lochness monster"

agreed, i did that once, had to cut it up with a plastic knife, was afraid shit wouldnt flush.

LMAO :thumb:

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

u guys ever done one of those machine gun shits where it breaks up and shoots out real fast in fragments. and it makes the water splash up?

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

u guys ever done one of those machine gun shits where it breaks up and shoots out real fast in fragments. and it makes the water splash up?

you shit pellets?

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

you shit pellets?

metaphorically i do on occasion technically no

 

[Flipmo]

u guys ever done one of those machine gun shits where it breaks up and shoots out real fast in fragments. and it makes the water splash up?

rofl.

You make it sound like old time Beirut.

 

[Swollen_Member]

Yeah backsplash sucks. I find wiping the water from my butt to be very unpleasant.

 

[The.Menace]

u guys ever done one of those machine gun shits where it breaks up and shoots out real fast in fragments. and it makes the water splash up?

hahahahahaha, mashinegun shits lol, rofl

P.S: Yeah I know what you mean.

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

i guess the man on the seat could be calcuo or someone that TRAZ likes to expose ll the time

 

[Synful*Luv]

^^^Pretty acurate picture of a toilet, lol :thumb:

 

[Prize Gotti]

ok, the MSPAINT jobbie is a bit too graphic, i was pleasently happy with just text.

 

[Vaudeville]

Har Har Har...?