well geez, baby, you just showed me, honey. shit, sweetheart, i had no idea you were so worldly, pumpkin. hey cupcake, the last time you came over to blow my malnourished penis i wiped my sloppy butthole on your precious 2pac towel, sweetcakes.
i hope ebay suspends your account for selling absolutely worthless crap that is worth less than the cost of the bandwith required to view your auction once.