£5million book deal for Wayne Rooney

[k69atie]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1214890,00.html

 

[Sebastian]

five books over the next 12 years? lmao, thats dumb

 

[Illuminattile]

If he splits up his life over the five books - four years per book - then the first four books are gonna suck.

 

[SMack]

Can Wayne Rooney even spell book deal??! :laugh:

 

[stefanwzyga]

Atleast it might be an interesting read. Maybe he'll come clean an tell us exactly how many grannys he has actually fucked!!:laugh:

Infact maybe he will also tell us a story of how he was on international duty, an after a match in the shower room Ashley cole walked up to him clasped his hands firmly round his bum and whispered in his ear"Come on wayne just go with the flow":laugh:

 

[Taliq]

Atleast it might be an interesting read. Maybe he'll come clean an tell us exactly how many grannys he has actually fucked!!:laugh:

lol

Infact maybe he will also tell us a story of how he was on international duty, an after a match in the shower room Ashley cole walked up to him clasped his hands firmly round his bum and whispered in his ear"Come on wayne just go with the flow":laugh:

That's one sick fantasy you got there son

 

[stefanwzyga]

That's one sick fantasy you got there son

You never know man. Stranger things have happend.

I remember when justine fashinu(Johns brother) played for Hearts and he came out the closet!:laugh: The stick he got at football grounds all over scotland was crazy. thats what he gets for being a bum feeler anywayz.

Although saying that he hung himself a few years ago so R.I.P i guess.